Get Ready For It

...they're lookin' for the back door

So, Tucker-with-an-F Carlson suddenly wants to apologize to America for “misleading” us, and even “take responsibility” for his part in helping Ginger Jesus get elected. It seems ol’ Tuck had no problem with the January 6th armed attack on the Capitol, or the pardoning of each and every one of the traitors who took part in it; or the unspeakable treatment of families of every color but pasty, seeking safe harbor in a country that once offered it.

Tuck was perfectly okay with ICE using skin color as probable cause to arrest, beat and even murder black and brown people; immigrants following all the guidelines to allow them to remain and work here, and even serve in the military. Hell, he didn’t even raise an eyebrow when ICE murdered two White people in Minnesota whose capital offense was peaceful resistance.

Point is, take your pick from Donald F’s long list of greatest hits, and Tuck sang along with every goddam one of them. But this “excursion” into Iran, he simply can’t abide that.

Well, tell you what, Tucker-with-an-F, if you truly wanna take responsibility, drink bleach. And while you’re at it, buy a round for all your MAGA buddies who are, or are about to be, stampeding toward that same back exit you’re slinking to right now; desperate to come up with ways to convince America they were only funnin’ with us for the past decade.

I get it, man. You and several of these other amoral dicks are preparing to run for the highest office in the land, now that you’ve seen how low that high office can sink. But you’re up against us vaxers who, when we regain some power in Congress and then the presidency, are gonna inoculate this so-called Shining City on the Hill against measles, polio and bigotry.

But don’t worry, you pompous little shit, you can slither back to your vitriolic podcast...’cause you live in a country that may once again celebrate the First Amendment.